A Recovering WoW Addict

Happy Birthday Dad!

I love you!

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Super Mom

Awesome Company

Short and Sweet

My Girlfriend’s Worst Nightmare

I just scrubbed my b@lls off with the Axe Man Loofah. It hurts. Be careful. Showering is srs business.

Yesterday I received a letter. It’s unusual that I receive letters because I am accustom to emails and such but this was pretty cool.

Will you be my Groomsman?

We’ve managed to keep a close friendship even though we are miles apart and for that I am extremely grateful. Which is why I want you to be apart of the most important day of my life. And you know I’m still yours. I hope you accept!

-Robert Lopez

Yes. Of course Rolo!

Remember when Death and Taxes disbanded? Well, they rerolled Horde went on a killing spree and finished Sunwell. CRAZY! Grats guys! Pretty damn amazing.

To my GSA Past President’s Committee, vote for James Ogdeon. Don’t be stupid. Seriously. Also, to the Alumni and Scholarship Committees this is what I think of your shameless propaganda to get your retard for a candidate elected.

Hassan’s shoes are too big for you to walk in, you faggot.

I signed up for OpenDNS. It’s pretty cool. The DNS servers resolve faster than your ISPs. You can also create short cut hostnames to point to a particular website. Pretty nifty so far.

So I am doing Fantasy Football this year with Stuart and Jon Boy. I have named my team “WDM’s Bar and Grill.” Why? Because people are about to get served!

That’s right son!

Earlier I had a conversation with a WoW friend. His name will not be disclosed because…I don’t know. So anyhoo here it goes.

Wow Friend: HEY HUGGIE BEAR!!!!
Me: Yo duder
WF: So we rolling deep in WotLK right?
Me: I am hardly playing right now. I saw Illidan die and I was happy with that. You haven’t been playing either…WTF scrub?
WF: Took the summer off but I’m coming back and starting the guild for WotLK. I want to compete for world firsts. So when xpac hits you have a week to level to 80. You might want to take the week off from work so you can hit 80.
Me: /blink…what? World firsts? I quit the game…somewhat.
WF: WTF Hugs?!?!?! We need you!
Me: No. I like having a real life. Stop tempting me.
WF: You know you want to. You owe me. Who tanked Heroic BF with uber lag?
Me: No…/sigh
WF: We can name the guild after pirates.
Me: Fuck you for knowing my weakness.
WF: Are you in?
Me: …
Me: I hate your face.
WF: Whatever healing class officer.
Me: o_O

I am going to need therapy.